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but rather a rebel and traitor to his prince, and therefore strictly charged and commanded that he should not be esteemed or called a saint; that all images and pictures of him should be destroyed, the festivals in his honor be abolished, and his name and remembrance be erased out of all books, under pain of his majesty's indignation and imprisonment at his grace's pleasure.”
But neither St. Swithin nor St Thomas of Canterbury, lawyers though they were, deigned to take the legal profession under especial protection, and to mediate with particular officiousness between the long robe and St. Peter. The peculiar saint of the profession was St. Evona, concerning whom Carr, in his ‘Remarks of the Government of the Severall Parts of Germanie, Denmark, &c.,' has the following passage: “And now because I am speaking of Petty-foggers, give me leave to tell you a story I mett with when I lived in Rome. Goeing with a Romane to see some antiquityes, he showed me a chapell dedicated to St. Evona, a lawyer of Brittanie, who, he said, came to Rome to entreat the Pope to give the lawyers of Brittanie a patron, to which the Pope replied, that he knew of no saint but what was disposed to other professions. At which Evona was very sad, and earnestly begd of the Pope to think of one for him. At last the Pope proposed to St. Evona that he should go round the church of St. John de Latera blindfold, and after he had said so many Ave Marias, that the first saint he laid hold of should be his patron, which the good old lawyer willingly undertook, and at the end of his Ave Maryes he stopt at St. Michael's altar, where he layed hold of the Divell, under St. Michael's feet, and cry'd out, this is our saint, let him be our patron. So being unblindfolded, and seeing what a patron he had chosen, he went to his lodgings so dejected, that a few moneths after he died, and coming to heaven's gates knockt hard. Where
upon St. Peter asked who it was that knockt so bouldly, He replied that he was St. Evona the advocate. Away, away, said St. Peter, here is but one advocate in Heaven; here is no room for you lawyers. O but, said St. Evona, I am that honest lawyer who never tooke fees on both sides, or pleaded in a bad cause, nor did I ever set my Naibours together by the ears, or lived by the sins of the People. Well, then, said St. Peter, come in. This newes coming down to Rome, a witty poet wrote on St. Evona's tomb these words:
‘St. Evona un Briton,
Hallelujah.' This story put me in mind of Ben Jonson goeing throw a church in Surrey, seeing poore people weeping over & grave, asked one of the women why they wept. Oh, said shee, we have lost our pretious lawyer, Justice Randall; he kept us all in peace, and always was so good as to keep us from goeing to law; the best man ever lived. Well, said Ben Jonson, I will send you an epitaph to write upon his tomb, which was
"God works wonders now and then,
An important vestige of the close relations which formerly existed between the Law and the Church is still found in the ecclesiastical patronage of the Lord Chancellor; and many are the good stories told of interviews that took place between our more recent chancellors and clergymen suing for preferment. “Who sent you, sir?” Thurlow asked savagely of a country curate, who had boldly forced his way into the Chancellor's library in Great Ormond Street, in the hope of winning the presentation to a vacant living. “In whose name do you come, that you venture to pester me about your private affairs? I say, sir—what great lords sent you to bother me in my house?” “My Lord,” answered the applicant,
" with a happy combination of dignity and humor, “no great man supports my entreaty; but I may say with honesty, that I come to you in the name of the Lord of Hosts.” Pleased by the spirit and wit of the reply, Thurlow exclaimed, “The Lord of Hosts! the Lord of Hosts! you are the first parson that ever applied to me in that Lord's name; and though his title can't be found in the Peerage, by you shall have the living.” On another occasion the same Chancellor was less benign, but not less just to a clerical applicant. Sustained by Queen Charlotte's personal favor and intercession with Thurlow, the clergyman in question felt so sure of obtaining the valuable living which was the object of his ambition, that he regarded his interview with the Chancellor as a purely formal affair. "I have, sir,” observed Lord Thurlow, “received a letter from the curate of the parish to which it is my intention to prefer you, and on inquiry I find him to be a very worthy man. The father of a large family, and a priest who has labored zealously in the parish for many years, he has written to me-not asking for the living, but modestly entreating me to ask the new rector to retain him as curate. Now, sir, you would oblige me by promising me to employ the poor · man in that capacity.” “My lord,” replied Queen Charlotte's pastor, “it would give me great pleasure to oblige your lordship in this matter, but unfortunately I have arranged to take a personal friend for my curate. eyes flashing angrily, Thurlow answered, “Sir, I cannot force
you to take this worthy man for your curate, but I can make him the rector; and by he shall have the living, and be in a position to offer you the curacy.”
Of Lord Loughborough a reliable biographer records
a pleasant and singular story. Having pronounced a decision in the House of Lords, which deprived an excellent clergyman of a considerable estate and reduced him to actual indigence, the Chancellor, before quitting the woolsack, addressed the unfortunate suitor thus:-“ As a judge I have decided against you, whose virtues are not unknown to me; and in acknowledgment of those virtues I beg you to accept from me a presentation to a living now vacant, and worth £600 per annum.”
Capital also are the best of many anecdotes concerning Eldon and his ecclesiastical patronage. Dating the letter from No. 2, Charlotte Street, Pimlico, the Chancellor's eldest son sent his father the following anonymous epistle:
“Hear, generous lawyer! hear my prayer,
In hailing you Jack Scott !
Once nearer was our lot.
“Say by what name the hapless bard
Plain Jack ?-Sir John ?-or Eldon ?
The world will cry out Well done.'
“In vain, without a patron's aid,
Applauded but ill-fed.
I ask not praise, but bread.” Satisfactorily hoaxed by the rhymer, the Chancellor went to Pimlico in search of the clerical poetaster, and found him not.
Prettier and less comic is the story of Miss Bridge's
morning call upon Lord Eldon. The Chancellor was sitting in his study over a table of papers when a young and lovely girl-slightly rustic in her attire, slightly embarrassed by the novelty of her position, but thoroughly in command of her wits-entered the room, and walked up to the lawyer's chair. “My dear,” said the Chancellor, rising and bowing with old-world courtesy, “who are you ?” “Lord Eldon," answered the blushing maiden, “I am Bessie Bridge of Weobly, the daughter of the Vicar of Weobly, and papa has sent me to remind you of a promise which you made him when I was a little baby, and you were a guest in his house on the occasion of
your first election as member of Parliament for Weobly.” promise, my dear young lady?” interposed the Chancellor, trying to recall how he had pledged himself. “Yes, Lord Eldon, a promise. You were standing over my cradle when papa said to you, 'Mr. Scott, promise me that if ever you are Lord Chancellor, when my little girl is a poor clergyman's wife, you will give her husband a living;' and you answered, 'Mr. Bridge, my promise is not worth half-a-crown, but I give it to you, wishing it were worth more.'" Enthusiastically the Chancellor exclaimed, “You are quite right. I admit the obligation. I remember all about it;" and, then, after a pause, archly surveying the damsel, whose graces were the reverse of matronly, he added, “But surely the time for keeping my promise has not yet arrived ? You cannot be any one's wife at present?” For a few seconds Bessie hesitated for an answer, and then, with a blush and a ripple of silver laughter she replied, “No, but I do so wish to be somebody's wife. I am engaged to a young clergyman; and there's a living in Herefordshire near my old home that has recently fallen vacant, and if you'll give it to Alfred, why then, Lord Eldon, we shall marry before the end of the year.” Is there need to say that the Chancellor forthwith sum