renowne,

They rode poste for him to fair London.

towne.

An hundred men, the king did heare say, The abbot kept in his house every day; And fifty golde chaynes, without any doubt,

In velvet coates waited the abbot about.

"How now, father abbot, I heare it of thee,

Thou keepest a farre better house than mee,

And for thy house-keeping and high

renowne,

I fear thou work'st treason against my crown."

"My liege," quo' the abbot, "I would it

were knowne,

I never spend nothing but what is my

owne;

And I trust your grace will do me no deere

For spending of my owne true-gotten geere."

"Yes, yes, father abbot, thy fault it is highe,

And now for the same thou needest must dye;

For except thou canst answer me questions three,

Thy head shall be smitten from thy bodie.

"And first," quo' the king, "when I'm in this stead,

With my crown of golde so faire on my head,

Among all my liege-men so noble of birthe,

Thou must tell me to one penny what I

am worthe.

How soone I may ride the whole worlde

about.

And at the third question thou must not shrinke,

But tell me here truly what I do thinke."

"O, these are hard questions for my shallow witt,

Nor I cannot answer your grace as yet; But if you will give me but three weekes space,

I'll do my endeavour to answer your grace."

"Now three weekes space to thee will I give,

And that is the longest thou hast to live; For if thou dost not answer my questions

three,

Thy lands and thy living are forfeit to mee."

Away rode the abbot all sad at that word,

And he rode to Cambridge, and Oxenford;

But never a doctor there was so wise, That could with his learning an answer devise.

Then home rode the abbot of comfort so cold,

And he mett his shephard a-going to fold: "How now, my lord abbot, you are welcome home;

What newes do you bring us from good King John?"

"Sad newes, sad newes, shephard, I must give;

That I have but three days more to live: For if I do not answer him questions three,

My head will be smitten from my bodie.

"The first is to tell him there in that stead, With his crowne of golde so faire on his head,

Among all his liege-men so noble of birthe, To within one penny of what he is worthe.

"The seconde, to tell him without any doubt,

How soone he may ride this whole worlde about:

And at the third question I must not shrinke,

But tell him there truly what he does thinke."

"Now cheare up, sire abbot, did you never hear yet

That a fool he may learn a wise man witt? Lend me horse, and serving-men, and

your apparel,

And I'll ride to London to answere your

quarrel.

"Nay, frowne not, if it hath bin told unto

mee,

I am like your lordship, as ever may bee; And if you will but lend me your gowne, There is none shall knowe us at fair

London towne."

"Now horses and serving-men thou shalt

have,

With sumptuous array most gallant and brave;

With crozier, and miter, and rochet, and

cope,

Fit to appeare 'fore our fader the pope." "Now welcome, sire abbot," the king he

did say,

""Tis well thou'rt come back to keepe thy day:

"And first, when thou see'st me here in this stead,

With my crown of golde so fair on my head,

Among all my liege-men so noble of birthe,

Tell me to one penny what I am worthe."

"For thirty pence our Saviour was sold Among the false Jewes, as I have bin told: And twenty-nine is the worth of thee, For I thinke, thou art one penny worser than Hee."

The king he laugh'd, and swore by St. Bittel,

"I did not think I had been worth so littel!

- Now secondly, tell me, without any doubt,

How soone I may ride this whole world about."

"You must rise with the sun, and ride with the same,

Until the next morning he riseth againe; And then your grace need not make any doubt,

But in twenty-four hours you'll ride it about."

The king he laugh'd, and swore by St. Jone,

"I did not think it could be done so soone!

Now from the third question you must

not shrinke,

But tell me here truly what I do thinke."

"Yes, that shall I do and make your grace merry:

Thy life and thy living both saved shall

may see,

That am come to beg pardon for him and

bee.

for mee."

The king he laughed, and swore by the

masse,

"I'll make thee lord abbot this day in his place!"

"Now nay, my liege, be not in such speede,

For alacke I can neither write, ne reade."

"Four nobles a weeke, then, I will give thee,

For this merry jest thou hast showne unto me;

And tell the old abbot, when thou comest home,

Thou hast brought him a pardon from good King John."